Elmer Ramos

Elmer Ramos

Elmer Ramos, founder of Tales of Product, helps companies bridge innovation and compliance—drawing on 15+ years of product leadership in AI strategy, risk management, and growth at firms like Kroll, Fiserv, and Wolters Kluwer.
26
Nov
Major General at Thanksgiving table under spotlight as kids in pirate costumes cheer.

I Am the Very Model of a Modern Product Manager

That yearly Thanksgiving question, "So what do you do again?" gets a Broadway twist. Spotlight on. A PM parody of the Major General song begins.
2 min read
20
Nov
Mr. Monopoly dancing joyfully on a tilted Monopoly board.

New Podcast Episode: Taking the Monopoly Iteration Story Off the Page

A while back I broke down what Monopoly and Hugh Grant can teach us about iteration. The article sparked a
1 min read
05
Nov
A blue-skinned genie in a suit emerges from a monitor, smiling as glowing wishes appear behind him.

Be Careful What You Optimize For: The Wishmaster and the Coming AI Genie

Every algorithm grants a wish. The question is whether we’re ready for what it delivers.
4 min read
15
Oct
A dim 1980s office with an empty chair and a glowing monitor reading ‘Shall we play a game?’

The Product War Game: Shall We Play?

In WarGames (1983), Matthew Broderick plays a young hacker who accidentally accesses a military supercomputer named Joshua, capable of simulating
4 min read
02
Oct
Man interacts with futuristic holographic banking screens inspired by Minority Report.

PreCog Banking: JPMorgan’s AI Future and the Safeguards We Need

In the sci-fi thriller Minority Report, the brilliance of the world-building was how completely AI permeated everyday life. Billboards scanned
3 min read
03
Sep
Serpentor running a Scrum meeting, shouting “This I Command!” at a sprint board.

This I Command! How Not to Genetically Engineer Your Next Big Product

If you grew up on G.I. Joe, you remember Serpentor, Cobra’s genetically engineered “super-leader.” Dr. Mindbender, Destro, and
3 min read
27
Aug
1970s-style illustrated poster featuring Snowman, his truck, and the bold title “Snowman and the Retro.”

Snowman and the Retro: Talking About the Good Times in Product Teams

I still remember one retro where the room felt heavy. The board filled quickly with complaints, frustrations, and missed expectations.
2 min read
06
Aug
Man in retro office smiles confidently under “Future Vision” sign, with sunset skyline behind.

Weekend at Bernie’s and the Zombie Product You’re Still Managing

In one of my prior roles, I inherited a product that had clearly reached the end of its life. Usage
3 min read
23
Jul
A princess dances with a humanoid robot dressed like a prince, standing beside a pond in an enchanted forest, with their reflection mirrored in the water.

Visions Are Seldom All They Seem: Dreaming Big with Agentic AI

”I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream…” In Sleeping Beauty, Princess Aurora sings this line as
2 min read
01
Jul
A retro beach scene shows Brody, the Mayor, and Hooper arguing by the “Amity Island” sign, while a sneaky cartoon shark peeks from behind, fins wrapped, watching with curiosity.

You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat: What Jaws Can Teach Us About Product Management

In honor of the 50th anniversary of Spielberg's classic, we're taking a product-centric dive beneath the
4 min read

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